Had
the folks at Yummy Choice hired me and made these Licensable
BearTM Snack, they wouldn't have needed to have the
words "yummy" and "wonderful" each twice
on the front of the package. This "crunch n crispy" snack
could have had me distract people from the fact that, due
to advanced snack technology, each piece somehow contains
more than seven times its weight in fat!