The folks at the Signature Fruit Company should have licensed me for their cling peaches, rather than using their "Nature's Orchard" brand...

....because then people wouldn't be asking "hey, how did that oh so natural orchard get polluted with Splenda brand sweetener?"

	Or maybe the sweetener company should've hired me as their spokescritter!

Chips

Appliances

Drink

Magazine

Toast

Peaches

Cheesy snack

Post Office

Jimmies

Toy car

Beef jerky

Granola

Juice

Candy bar

Snack

Monitor