I'd be a much better spokesman for the United States Postal Service's ZIP Code program than their designated character, Mr. ZIP. For example, I'd be willing to offer intelligent advice to the users of their website, something which their existing spokesman seems unwilling to do.  

Chips

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Drink

Magazine

Toast

Peaches

Cheesy snack

Post Office

Jimmies

Toy car

Beef jerky

Granola

Juice

Candy bar

Snack

Monitor